Dear not so dear Durian

Monday, February 22, 2010
Durian,

I find the fact that your head really is bigger than a certain person's butt to be true, to the power of 10. I also find the fact of why you are such a 'Durian,' as mentioned by my close friends also to be true. You are a mean and nasty piece of work, who doesn't even know what the word procrastination means. You try to act 'cool,' always caring about image and being 'bad.' I find that quite unhealthy, since seeing the fact that you unfortunately do have a brain with potentional is going all to waste. You consider girls as objects, and frankly, you are what some people call a 'tool.'

One day, when you are an adult, with your own family, please reflect and please do feel guilty about your wrong ways.

You disgust me.

P.S: I know you will never ever fi dor read or even recognise that the person in question is you. I suppose blogs are too 'uncool' and will destroy your so-called 'image.' I am quite sure not many people like you, even remotely.

P.P.S: In respect to the mighty 'king of fruits' you are named after, please do not flatter yourself. The spiky exterior and unsavoury smell is what you're like more.

5 comments:

Thumb Biter said...

wait.
his name.
it is legit durian.
WHAT WERE HIS PARENTS THINKING.

brave chickens said...

lol, no! I've just given him the name durian. haha, you make my day better TB :)

Miffie 'Quackie' McDuck said...

Spikey with an unsavouy smell? His parents really called him pineapple? Hmm... Just a thought, but this could be the reason he acts out. Poor kid. :( TDI/TDA ftw. :D

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brave chickens said...

LOL MIffle, you make me giggle too! XD Durian's name really isn't Durian. It's something completely normal.
What does TDI?TDA mean btw? sorry, I'm not very internet literate.

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